this is the real first page of a real book by a real Fox News host
I have to do this!
breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy
so i went on an fbla trip and i got first place in intro to business and im very happy my mom said she was proud of me it makes me cry
To Be Forever Glittered: Part One
So begins a series of party hats, to show the vulnerability that comes with transitioning into adulthood. To parade the beauty that is in never truly “growing up”. To be forever glittered, glittered with a perpetual sense of wonderment and childlike passion
oh my god I’m so sick of the Miley Cyrus conversation ok
Miley isn’t a feminist icon because she uses black women as accessories, is culturally appropriative, objectifies black women, uses slurs, and hasn’t apologized for any of it. NOT because she dresses scandalously or expresses her sexuality.
Stop ignoring racism in the name of sexual politics.
Feminist “icons” are not feminist icons if they contribute to the marginalization of women. End of debate. Bye.
why isn’t everyone on tumblr up in arms about this extremely sexist, homophobic, and transphobic ad for “Veet” because I actually cannot believe that I just saw this trash on my television
i saw this earlier and its fucking horribly homophobic and misogynistic fuck veet tbh
LIKE LMAO IF YOU REBLOG MY POST AND SAY SOMETHING STUPID I’M GOING TO REBLOG YOUR STUPID COMMENT
like i feel it’s my right as the person who created this content to respond to any criticism and keep people who are being stupid off my goddamn post like wtf? leave
arrogant characters refusing to admit they care about people
arrogant characters not realizing they care about people
arrogant characters realizing they care about someone after something terrible happens to them
MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.
ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.
First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma.
Momma will be right here.
Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!
Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.
Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground.
Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!
They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.
Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!
The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water.
You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon!
Momma says it’s okay.
There are also cotton reusable pads!
Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.
The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!
Momma loves you!
Thank you momma.
wee woo wee woo yes hello ma’am this is the characterisation police. step aside. yr under arrest for heavily misinterpreting this character